): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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