Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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