Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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