I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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