I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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