It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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