fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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