We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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