Your tits are I can't wait for
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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