I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm experimenting with sincerity
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
