Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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