I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Randomize
