That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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