he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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