Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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