I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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