Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We're not piercing ourselves today.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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