so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize