is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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