I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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