i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I want to be your penis for a week.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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