She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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