I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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