i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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