He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I need a hoe opinion
go on
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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