So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Soap is not a condiment
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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