ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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