I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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