Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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