we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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