Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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