You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
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It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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