when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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