how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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