butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
my poor anus
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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