But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?