no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.