obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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