she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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