i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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