Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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