I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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