First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
