? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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