Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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