I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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