He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
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