i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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