She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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