that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
