i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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