it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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