I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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