Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?